Taking the scenic route...

Many paths, one truth.
However, the more paths you travel, the more you get to see of the truth.

--Episkopos Valimagdon

The Four Agreements

Be impeccable with your word.

Don't take anything personally.

Don't make assumptions.

Always do your best.

-- Ancient Toltec teaching as presented by Don Miguel Ruiz.

Don't be a cabbage. Laugh. Create back.

too much order in this world.
too much bad order.
need more chaos
creative chaos.
*creatively chaots your face*

--Episkopos Valimagdon

Always wanted to know...

When you get your hip replaced, what happens to the old one? Do they trade it in like a used car? Is it like being a organ donor? Here, you can have my hip! I am getting a new one! With the V8 Hemi!

-- Justin Harold

Here's a logical thought:

"Change is not possible if there are no real potentials distinct from what is currently actual. The only non-arbitrary condition on the existence of a potential-qua-potentiality is that an accurate statement regarding the hypothetical potentiality is, in principle, not provably self-incoherent. Consequently, there is no non-arbitrary way to limit the cardinality of the set of all (basic) potentials; it's meta-infinite, in the same sense that the mathematical hierarchy of infinities is meta-infinite. You can call it the "meta-infinite potential", "the GOD", "the DAO", "the NOW" ... or ... "CHAOS", with each basic potential being a chao ... or a unit of chaos. "

" It's humorous when people dogmatically reject the notion that a paradoxical belief can be useful. "

--Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

I darned 5 socks today.

They weren't really holy socks. Just really orange. To find Eris, I'd suggest looking under your bed. It's really sweet to find a goddess hiding under your bed. Perhaps playing with some dust bunnies, or maybe an orange sock.

"Lo unto the duste bunnies sayd he: frequente thy naybor the oranje sowckes that they might be appealing to her that lieth beneath the bed on coushions of hot dog buns."

--Some College Guy

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

There is no god but man.
Man has the right to live by his own law--to live in the way that he wills to do: to work as he will: to play as he will: to rest as he will: to die when and how he will.
Man has the right to eat what he will: to drink what he will: to dwell where he will: to move as he will on the face of the earth.
Man has the right to think what he will: to speak what he will: to write what he will: to draw, paint, carve, etch, mold, build as he will: to dress as he will.
Man has the right to love as he will.
Man has the right to kill those who thwart these rights.

--Aleister Crowley

I've always maintaned a love for the English language.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

--James Nicoll