I darned 5 socks today.

They weren't really holy socks. Just really orange. To find Eris, I'd suggest looking under your bed. It's really sweet to find a goddess hiding under your bed. Perhaps playing with some dust bunnies, or maybe an orange sock.

"Lo unto the duste bunnies sayd he: frequente thy naybor the oranje sowckes that they might be appealing to her that lieth beneath the bed on coushions of hot dog buns."

--Some College Guy