The Four Agreements

Be impeccable with your word.

Don't take anything personally.

Don't make assumptions.

Always do your best.

-- Ancient Toltec teaching as presented by Don Miguel Ruiz.

Don't be a cabbage. Laugh. Create back.

too much order in this world.
too much bad order.
need more chaos
creative chaos.
*creatively chaots your face*

--Episkopos Valimagdon

Always wanted to know...

When you get your hip replaced, what happens to the old one? Do they trade it in like a used car? Is it like being a organ donor? Here, you can have my hip! I am getting a new one! With the V8 Hemi!

-- Justin Harold

Here's a logical thought:

"Change is not possible if there are no real potentials distinct from what is currently actual. The only non-arbitrary condition on the existence of a potential-qua-potentiality is that an accurate statement regarding the hypothetical potentiality is, in principle, not provably self-incoherent. Consequently, there is no non-arbitrary way to limit the cardinality of the set of all (basic) potentials; it's meta-infinite, in the same sense that the mathematical hierarchy of infinities is meta-infinite. You can call it the "meta-infinite potential", "the GOD", "the DAO", "the NOW" ... or ... "CHAOS", with each basic potential being a chao ... or a unit of chaos. "

" It's humorous when people dogmatically reject the notion that a paradoxical belief can be useful. "

--Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

I darned 5 socks today.

They weren't really holy socks. Just really orange. To find Eris, I'd suggest looking under your bed. It's really sweet to find a goddess hiding under your bed. Perhaps playing with some dust bunnies, or maybe an orange sock.

"Lo unto the duste bunnies sayd he: frequente thy naybor the oranje sowckes that they might be appealing to her that lieth beneath the bed on coushions of hot dog buns."

--Some College Guy

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

There is no god but man.
Man has the right to live by his own law--to live in the way that he wills to do: to work as he will: to play as he will: to rest as he will: to die when and how he will.
Man has the right to eat what he will: to drink what he will: to dwell where he will: to move as he will on the face of the earth.
Man has the right to think what he will: to speak what he will: to write what he will: to draw, paint, carve, etch, mold, build as he will: to dress as he will.
Man has the right to love as he will.
Man has the right to kill those who thwart these rights.

--Aleister Crowley

I've always maintaned a love for the English language.

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

--James Nicoll

So thats um, add 3, carry the 1...

Have you ever noticed that every time you get some extra money, something comes up and takes it away? Play the lottery, no way! To risky! I just won 8 million dollars! Then I crash my car into a museum! How much for that dinosaur? 8 million? I got that. And 25 for the plaque. Shit!

--Justin Harold